ABC recently canceled their hit sitcom, Roseanne after the show’s titular character published a supposedly racist tweet. However, supporters are now saying the tweet aimed at Obama official Valeria Jarrett was not racist at all. Quite the opposite in fact. Read on to hear the juicy details.

ROSEANNE DEFENDS HER RACIST TWEET

After the debacle surrounding the racist tweet, Roseanne defended herself. According to her, she spent a lifetime¬†campaigning¬†civil rights for American minorities. However, she still apologizes for the supposed racist rant that got her show canceled. But supporters still disagree. They think that this event was a side effect of a greater issue in today’s America. The issue of sensitivity.

ROSEANNE’S RACIST TWEET A SIDE EFFECT OF A SENSITIVE AMERICA

Let’s get in a time machine. Everybody in yet? Good. Now, let’s go back to the 1990’s. This was a time of freedom and fun. People weren’t sensitive. You could still call someone a retard without them banishing you from town. The only reason Roseanne’s racist tweet become such a big deal is that this is America now. America is sensitive. Too sensitive. Gone are the days when you can make a joke at someone’s expense. Today, everyone must win. But that’s not possible. So what is someone to do in this day in age?

ROSEANNE’S RACIST TWEET MEANS WE MUST GO TO MARS

That’s right ladies and gentlemen. This is the only option we have left. Hide the wife, grab the kids and book a NASA ticket to Mars. So, cash in all your bitcoin on BestRate and say goodbye to the parents. Mars is the only place where we can start fresh. It’s the only place where we can freely speak our mind. Mars is the new frontier of free speech. It’s either that or Mongolia. Hence, you decide.

 

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